i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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