wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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