You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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