It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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