let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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