I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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