is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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