Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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