curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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