They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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