dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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