Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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