help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize