I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
