i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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