i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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