We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
