Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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