best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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