My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Randomize
