ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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