Porn is love you can see.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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