Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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