I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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