she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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