I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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