I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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