So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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