I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Let's get the cat blown out
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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