I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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