He is such a slut. More and more my type.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
