we're blogging at a bar
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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