a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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