Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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