Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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