if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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