Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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