can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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