and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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