Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
