So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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