fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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