So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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