I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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