she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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