is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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