It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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