i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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