found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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