This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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