Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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