Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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