I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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