Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
the raccoons are back...
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