Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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