Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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