Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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