DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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